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Compilation of funny poker jokes, one-liners, sayings, and quotes that are sure to make you laugh. Holdem Humor Poker Jokes Jokes about poker, submit your online poker joke and have it published. Great sense of gambling humor! With high tension of poker tournaments, where one should think every bet and every step ahead, and keep oneself prepared for anything, only Poker is the game of minds, where only the great minds are able to achieve anything. And do you know what comes with a bright gambling mind? Funny poker quotes you've heard I do not remember whom it was said, and the literal text I don't remember but I really liked it. 'If the fish got to draw from that you will be betting nothing has.

The topics for this week’s puns and one liners is gambling jokes. I should add that I’m not much of a gambler; the biggest wagers I seem to make are playing 2p machines at seaside resorts, so I am far from an expert in the topic. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

I make a bet with a local farmer each year as to which lamb will jump highest. I like a gambol.

Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I had a chip on my shoulder.

How do you become a millionaire through gambling? Start as a billionaire.

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I’m going to an Abba themed poker night. The winner takes it all.

Lost money betting with with one of the big cats at the zoo. Think he was a cheetah.

Did well at strip poker the other night. I played my socks off.

I gambled on a giraffe race the other day. Mine came second. Lost by a neck. It was nowhere near.

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I took a gamble and bought a small boat without seeing it first. It was a punt.

I used to love eating chips until I got barred from the casino.

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I bet on a horse at 10-1. It didn’t come in until half past three.

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Walking down the road earlier and I tripped over a sign from the local betting shop. What are the odds on that?

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A friend of mine keeps insisting on skipping through flower meadows. I think he has a gamboling problem.

Why are large maps rubbish at playing poker? They always fold.

Last week’s snooker jokes are here.

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